"Time in an illusion, lunch time doubly so, drink up!"
Ford Prefect, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
My girlfriend made this clock face because it's what I first say to all computer problems, "weird".
If you have the time or bandwidth, take a look at what happens when I get on the internet. click here (234k)
By the way, notice the state of clothing my girlfriend depicted me in? She keeps me naked when at home.
Ok, move along now, nothing to see here.